More Coupons to Help You Prepare in Case You Survive the Apocalypse

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Tomorrrow, as you might have heard, is the end of the Mayan calendar, and while I don’t subscribe to all the hype and hullabaloo, I thought it might be a little fun to find some coupons to help you prepare in case you survive the apocalypse.

Fighting Zombies all day can be a real headache:

You’re gonna want something to do on those long cold nights:
Don’t forget the kiddos, they’re our only hope at repopulating the earth:
When your husband is out slaying the walking dead, he needs to smell good:
I hear blood stains are hard to get out of clothes:
And you certainly need to wash off the Zombie guts before dinner:
Snacks. Snacks. And More Snacks. Fighting Zombies is hard work!
Keep the putrid smell of Zombies out of your house (or what’s left of it):
Fido and Fluffy can defend the homestead while you’re scavenging for food:
Leaves and berries can be bland, sweeten them:

If you take to the seas to escape the Zombie herd, you’ll need this:

Doesn’t this stuff last forever?
Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate:
Where else are you going to store the food you scavenge?!
You do have one of those camp coffee makers right?
And last but not least, you gotta look and smell good in the new world!

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  • Ui DuPont

    what a wonderful sense of humor. that was a fun read. Happy Holidays.

  • Sherri

    Thanks for the laugh, that was hilarious! Thanks for all the great deals you find for us too!

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  • Pamela

    OMG Mercedes — thank you SO much for this awesome list. I’ve had a really trying day, and this was just what I needed. 🙂 Applause, applause, and three cheers for our fearless leader of couponing! Thank you for the laughs.

  • ozi

    too funny. u forgot spam. i dont think those things expire. i would have said twinkies but they couldnt wait till the end of there world to go out of biz. and the end of them to most is the end of the world